One lazy Sunday morning..Ila & Nila are sitting in the living room..Ila is grilled to his laptop reading the latest headlines on Indian news sites. Nila is watching top ten movies on Sun TV. Nila after some time starts getting bored..
Nila: Hey..Enna pannaringa..
Ila: News parthu kittu irukenma..The Indo-US nuclear deal..angey sema ragalaiya irukku..Poonaiya madiyila kattikittu sagunum partha kathaiya..Communist kooda kuttani vetchukittu..Namma aalu thalladararu..
Nila: Hmm.. Hey namma konjam Tesco varaikkum poitu varalama? Konjam vettu shopping panna vendi irukku.. Please..
Ila: Gives a sigh and closes his laptop. Seri..pogalame..Give me 15 - 20 mins..Naan kulichu kelambidaren..Ok Va..
Nila: More than enough..Naan athukulla shopping list yosichu vetchudaren..

Ila goes in and starts shaving..Just when he applies the foam, his mobile rings..He rushes to take the call and figures out that its a wrong number..
Ila: Ada paavingala..Mobile phonelayum wrong number vanthu padutharaanga da.. Starts going in to start shaving..Encounters Nila at the entrance to the bathroom..
Ila: Ennama..Kadava marachukittu nikkarey..
Nila: Hey naan onnu ketkattuma..
Ila: He he.. solluma.. he he
Nila: Illai..Oru kutty aasai..
Ila: Enna solluma..
Nila: If you dont mind..Naan summa oru vatti unakku shave panni vidava? Please..
Ila: First thinks..Ada cha..and then further thinks..Ayyo Ithu enna vibareetha aasai.. But tells.. Err.Hmm..Ithukku poi yen ivvalavu kettu kittu.. Panni viden..

Jumps on the opportunity and starts the shaving from the left side..As the blade approaches the neck..

Nila: Hey..Ippo thaan enakku nyabagam vandhichu..This weekend..Debenhams la summer sale pottirukkanga..Evening poi parthuttu varalama..Appadiye romba naalatchu namma Punjabi Spice poi..We can have dinner there.. Enna solaringa..
Ila:(Stiffens)..Gives a feeble Hmm..
Nila: Atha yen etho military soldier mathiri stiffa vetchu kittu pathil sollaringa..
Ila: Cha Cha.. Appadi ellam onnum illai..Konjam stiffa vetchukitta unakku shave panna easya irukumla..thats why..

After 10 - 15 mins..Nila finally finishes her razor job..Ila gets up and has a look in the mirror..
Nila: Correcta pannitena..
Ila: Perfecta pannite ma..Infact inimey neeye enakku shave pannividu..he he
Nila: Hello..Etho oru naal summa pannivitta..Engala partha enna savarakari mathiri theriyutha?? Huh??

Next day at work..

Collegue: Enda..Ivalavu naala shave pannarey..Parthu panna mattey..
Ila:Yen?
Collegue:Munjila ore vetta irukke..
Ila: Illai..Puthu type of razor..Athu thaan..
Collegue: Parthu da..Pazhagatha razor vetchu shave panna ippadi thaan aagum.. Anyways arasiyalla ithu ellam sagajam appa..
Ila: !!!