Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Thunive thunai....
Ila: Hey..Busya maa.
Nila: Illa pa..Sollu..
Ila: Pallikaranaila en friend oru veedu vaanginaan..But he is going onsite for a long term. His native is also not chennai. So he wanted to dispose the house.i was also looking out for buying a house la. so wondering if i can buy it.
Nila: Great da..Kalakara chandru..
Ila: Illai.I know for sure avan parthu parthu kattinathu and he put the best kind of interors.That was why i was a bit interested.
Nila:Go ahead da. nice choice da.
Ila: More over he has put very nice kitchen interiors..all latest gadgets in it..you will love it.
Nila:Hello.. Engala partha samaya kari mathiri theriyutha..
Ila:Ayyo.. Illama.. Nee thaane maximum use pann aporathu.. atha vetchu sonnen..
Nila:Ok.Ok..
Ila: All things are fine.. but one of my other friend told me that since pallikaranai was a marsh land before, he told me that there might be wild dogs around.. But this friend tells me he has never seen any such things.. Nee bayapaduviyonnu thaan i was thinking..But the house looks fantastic da. i have seen it once when i went for a small get together..
Nila: Oh ho... Ayya ithuku munnadi angey thanni adichukara? seri seri.. ippo thaan unmai veliye varuthu.. Its true that i am scared of these kind of animals.. but athukaga.. nee nalla vettai vidathy.. Unakku thaan romba pidichurukke..
Ila: Amma thaye.. naan ennikku maa thanni adichirukken.. Get togetherna.. aduthavanga thanni adipanga.. avanga thainni nalla adicha appuram naan ellariyum veetla vitutu varanum.. Natpukaga ponathu maa..But that wild dogs and all might be just rumours..Ivan anavasiama maraikka mattan.. He is a very nice guy.. Either ways, nee wild dogs parthu bayapadarathu in some ways may work to my advantage..
Nila: Naan kattu naaya parthu bayapadarathu unakku enna advantage?
Ila: Enna advantage appadinnu wait panni paaru..hee hee
Nila: nee sollu.. idula enna advantage irukku
Ila: He He..Padam pakkara pazhakkam ellam illaiya?
Nila: Padam ellam parpene..so what?
Ila: Seri imagine a scene with wild dog coming in front of hero and heroine. What would be the typical sequence..
Nila: Enna hero will show heroism in front of the wild dog..
Ila: appuram..
Nila: He will kill the wild dog
Ila: Ok ..appuram
Nila: The dog will die
Ila: ada chee.. appuram
Nila: apparam if there is one more dog that will also come and he will show the same heroism..
Ila: Naan enna discovery channel padama sollaren.. Tamil padam maa.. so think on that lines
Nila: Nanum adha thaan sollaren da.. Vera enna? Appuram both will go away after killing the dog.. So nee enna solla varey.. oru ponnu munnadi heroism kamikarathu thaan advantage ah..
Ila: Ada cha.. Ennama Isthiri pottiya irukiye..
Nila: Hey..Cycle gapla..ennai Isthiri pottinnu solariya.. Appadina neeye sollu.. Enakku evalavu thaan yosikka mudiyum.. Neeye sollu
Ila: Konjam romantic tamil movie mathi think pannu..Dog parthu heroine gets scared... something on that lines
Nila: Seri.. Try pannaren.. Seeing the scary dog, the heroine will cry and hero will console her.. avan either heroism kamikanum illa bayanthu odanum..correcta.. So i dont understand where is the advantage??
Ila: Romba kashtam ma.. unakku puriya vetkarathu..
Nila: Hello..itha vida enna periya sequence iruka mudiyum..oru advantageum illai.. Enakku onnum thonalai.. Neeye sollen..
Ila: Seri seri.. I accept defeat in trying to make you think.. Typical tamil padathula.. On seeing the dog, heroine will scream and herova sandai poda frontla vittutu backla bayathula katti piduchupa.. Herovukku antha asattu thairiyam kudukarathe antha oru action thaan.. ippo purinjutha..hee hee.
Nila: hmm.. Ayya appadi varara..
Ila: Ippo sollu.. Will it work out to my advantage or not?
Nila: Intha mathiri kevalamana sequence ellam unnala thaan yosikka mudiyum.. Nee software engineer agarathukku pathila pesama film director ayirkalam..I could have seen some free movies..
Ila:???
 
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Thursday, July 12, 2007
Paadu Nilavey...
One cold breezy night Ila calls up Nila.

Ila: Ennama kannu sowkiyama..
Nila: Ellma sowkiyam thaan. Enna iyyavukku nalla mood pola irukke.
Ila: (Hee Hee).. Summa thaan.. Enna pannikittu irukke?
Nila: Dinner pannikittu irukken.. En room mate vera innikku lateathaan varuva..
Ila: Thaniya samchukittu irukkiya?
Nila: Samkarathukku pinna enna patthu peer kutti vetcha panna mudiyum..
Ila: Wont you get bored when you are alone in the home cooking? Nee samaikkum pothu pattu padikitte ellam samaikka maatiya?
Nila: Ennikavathu bore adicha..Appo appo hum pannikitte velai pannuven.
Ila: Nee nalla paduviya? Enakku ivvalavu naal theriyama potche..
Nila: Avvalavu nalla onnum naan pada matten.. Just humming when i do my work at home to relax. Avalavu thaan.. Romba ellam ninaikathey..
Ila: What is your recent favorite?
Nila: Enakku "Munbe vaa en anbe vaa.."(she hums) romba pidikkum
Ila: I also like that song very much. Infact ne hum pannathu romba nalla irukku. why dont you sing a few lines of it for me da.
Nila: Chanceee illai. Enakku pattellam varathu. Athuvum thideernnu pada sonna..eppadi..
Ila: Illai un voice nalla irunthuthu athunaala ketten.
Nila: Illai da. My voice is not so good and all.
Ila: Ill ma, It was very sweet.
Nila: It looks very odd for me da..
Ila: Seri, ippo padaporiya illaya?
Nila:No way, rathiri nerathula paduthathe
Ila: Seri maa. I thought your voice was good. So i asked you. If you feel embarrased to sing, no problems at all for me.
Anyways, how is the cooking going? Enna pannarey..
Nila: Rotiyum tomato curryum. Its over..
Ila: Ok. Eat it before it gets cold. Ok va. I have a meeting early in the morning tommorow. so need to get up early. Talk to you tommorow.
seri ya.
Nila: Ok da. Bye..
Ila:Bye ma.. Good night.
Nila: Good night da..
Ila:Talk to you tomorrow (puts the phone down)

After sometime, Ila's mobile rings..

Ila:Solluma. What is the matter.
Nila: Thoongitiya?
Ila: Illai ma. Was sitting and preparing notes for tommorow's meeting.
Nila: Ivvalavu latavum work pannikittu irukiya? Dont excert too much da.
Ila: Un akkarai puriyuthu. But enna panna..its a very important meeting tommorow. That's why.
Nila: Seri seri.. Naan distrub pannalai.. Carry on.
Ila: I have finished. i was just packing up the notes. So sollu..
Nila:Illai, just felt..Did you get upset that i did not sing.
Ila: (Startled..Ithu enna kalatta) Appadi ellam illai..If you were not comfortable.. i did not want to force you. You sing later. No problem at all.
Nila: Seri. Romba ketkare..(Sings the pallavi and stops)
Ila: Super maa. Ithai..Ithai.Ithai thaan yethir parthen. Seri saranathaiyum padiden..
Nila: Summa sollathey. I know how horrible my voice is. Etho nee kettiyennu than ivvalavu padinathu..
Ila: Nee nalla thane ma padare..
Nila: Nee..Naan feel panna koodatheynnu sollare..poi sollathe.
Ila: You really sing very well da.
Nila: Poda..nee enna venumne ottara..
Ila: Illai maa..If you dont sing well, why will i ask you so many times..Ivvalavu ketturukka matten illaya..
Nila:Hmmm..
Ila: Ivalavu naal theriyama potche that you sing so well.
Nila: Seri Seri..Pothum..Pothum..You said you have some important meeting illa.. Go and sleep.. Good night
Ila:Good night
Nila: Hey!!
Illa: Ennama?
Nila: Unmaiyave u liked my voice.
Ila: God promise..Un voice nalla irunthuthu..Pothuma..
Nila: Parthiya..Nee sarcastica sollara mathiri irukku..
Ila: Illave illa maa.. Nan thaan solrenla..Nee romba nalla padrey..
Nila: Hmmm....Seri po..Good night.
Ila: Good Night!! Sweet dreams..

The last bit keeps going on for some more time and finally Ila gets to crash on his bed..zzzzz

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Yaar Antha Thevadhai..
Ila and Nila are software engineers working for different companies in Tidel Park. They have been engaged a few months back.


Its 12:30 PM and Ila calls up Nila on her extension.

Ila: Hey, Food courtla lunch pogalama?
Nila: Illa da. Konjam tight work irukku. I have an important delivery today. Onsite co-ordinator is already eating my head.You go ahead.
Ila: Sappidama odamba keduthukathey. Health is more important than anything in life. See you in the evening.
Nila: Ok da. I dont know how long this is going to take me.. Take care.

Ila goes to the food court below and stands in the queue to be served. Hears a hi from his back. To his surprise sees Radhika his college mate at engineering.

Ila: Rads!!! What a surprise.. Nee engey inge?
Rads: I am working for pqr softwares. How are you? Nee abc solutionsla velai seyyariya?
Ila: Yes da. Eppadi unakku theriyum?
Rads: Dai un pattaya kelattama suthikittu iruntha ellarukkum thaan theriyum. Friends kooda vanthirukiya?
Ila:Hee.Hee..Illa da, why dont you join me for lunch if you are alone?
Rads: Sure da. Sekkiram poo.. Angey oru table empty aguthu paaru..

Both sits and starts conversing very interestingly. Meanwhile, After 20 mins, A call from the onsite co-ordinator frees her up. She decides to join Ila as a surprise. Comes to the food court and sees him conversing with some one. Thinking it might be some HR person of his company, tries waving at him. No reply..

That Night Ila calls her.

Ila: Hello ma, Enna pannarey.
Nila: Hmm..Ennai pathi ippovavathu yosikkanumnnu ayyavukku thoniche..
Ila: (Senses trouble). Unnai thaan naal muzhukka ninaichukittu irukkene.. Marantha thane yousikkanum.. (Thinks his first bucket of water would put off the flame).
Nila: Yaar Ava?
Ila: (Totally confused..) Ava na Yeva?
Nila: Athu thaan ore kushiyoda vilunthu vilunthu food courtla pesittu iruntheengale.
Ila: (Got the matter) Hey, Ava en college friend da.
Nila: Pear enna?
Ila: Enna maa..Pear kooda marathutiya.. Ila.. Oops.. Sorry.. Ava Pear.. Radhika..We did engineering together..
Nila: Hmmm
Ila: You know what, she has joined pqr softwares..8th floor da..
Nila: 8th Floora.. In between you and me illa..
Ila: (Puzzled) Enna sollaraey..
Nila: Ammam.. Your office is in 10th floor and mine in 6th floor. So she works between your office and minela..
Ila: (whew!!) Athu va.. Yes.. Nee Numbersla very strong ma..
Nila: Hmmm.Appuram enna pesininga..
Ila: Ore Malrum ninaivu thaan..
Nila:Hmm..It would have been very nice to think about those days isnt it?
Ila: No doubt.. It was one of my best days in my life.. We had so many things to recollect. Infact we realized that we were able to talk so many things yesterday about our life that we hadn’t talked during those days.. Summava sonnanga "Friends and Wine better with years" appadinnu..
Nila: Ammam..BTW, Ivathane Rads??
Ila: Hey unakku eppadi theriyum. Do you know her?
Nila: Yep..
Ila: How surprising?? How do you know?
Nila: Athu eduthukuda unakku?? Summa viden..Noondina..Nonthuthaan poove..
Ila: Illa da.. Just wanna know how you know her?
Nila: Nee thane sathyasandhan mathiri sonne..About your college days crush on your classmate Rads..
Ila: ????

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Sunday, July 08, 2007
Hostel effect..
Been pondering on trying a series similar to Hum Tum ever since i saw that movie (by the way, its one of my favorite Hindi Movie). So there it goes... The Ila-Nila Series..

Ilangovan (Ila) and Nilamathy (Nila) are engaged and are the usual Software consultants.

Ila's phone rings when he is shortly to go into his weekly status meeting.

Ila: Solluma.
Nila: Hey, Busya.
Ila: Ahem, Not very busy..Yenna matter..Ethavathu important thing?
Nila: Illai, Innikku en roommate ava friend receptionukku pora...So..was wondering if you are free in the evening
Ila: (very excited)..Naan freethaan..Sollu..
Nila: Was wondering if we could meet up and go for a movie and have dinner together..
Ila: (much less excited).. Haan..Meet pannalame..Its been long we saw each other.. (clearly forgetting that they bumped into each other at Spencers yesterday)..Nee Sathyamkku 6 Pm vanthiru.. We will go to some movie.. Do you have any particular movie in mind?
Nila: Illada..Anything would do to kill time..
Ila: No Problems..See you at 6.
Nila: See you..
Ila plsns to leave work early at 5 and go to the theatre..But luck would have it..He ends up with some urgent work from boss and reaches theatre only at 6:30. Calls up Nila.

Ila: Ennama..Yenge irukke..I cant see you in the crowd here..
Nila: Illai da..I had some urgent last minute work. So could not make it on time.. Ticket vangitiya? Padam Pottacha?
Ila: Athellam eppavo vangiyatchu.. Padam pottachu..No problem i will wait for you..

He hurriedly rushes to the counter and finds that all movies tickts are already sold out. Bugger, Was wondering what to do to cover up his face. He notices that the counter for a new english movie is still on.. Thanks all his lucky stars and buys 2 tickets for "Hostel 2".

Ila: (Thinks..Peyara partha..American Pie mathiri Comedy padam pola irukku.. He thinks of picturisation of Mala,Mala,Marutha mala song..We are going to have a good laugh today. That will set the setting for the dinner today)

Nila meanwhile jumps out of the auto and rushes towards him.

Nila: Sorry da.. Konjam late ayiduchu.. Enna padam vangi irukke?
Ila: Parthu vaama..vizha kizha porey.. Hostel 2 nu new film. En friend kooda nerthikku parthu sonnan. Very nice comedy movie da.. Definitely to be seen appadinnu.Seri seri vaa pogalam.

The movie has started..The hall is not even 10% filled. So they take up a better row. After sometime they realise that the movie not even remotely has comedy.

Nila: Dai, You know very well illaya how scared i am of horror movies..Why did you wanna play your stupid games with me.
Ila: (Realising there is no escape). Illai maa..That stupid Satish..He only led me into this..Anyways if you see the theatre is not even remotely filled. Lets ignore the movie and spend time talking..You get good A/C effect to escape the anal katthu outside. he he he..
Nila: This movies is getting on my nerves..Please let us leave now..

An interesting killer scene come up then..

Ila: Ok ma.. We will go just after seeing this scene..Looks very interesting da..please da..
Nila: I am leaving..Unakku ishtam iruntha vaa.Illai..See the movie and then come later.. I will go home. (She leaves immediately followed by Ila..)

Outside the hall..

Ila: Shall we go to City Center to kill some time before going to dinner? Beach is very crowded da..Pasanga yaravathu parthangana.. Nalaikku ottiduvanga..
Nila: Hmm..

Both go in Ila's Bike...

Ila: Yenna onnum pesave matengara..
Nila: Hmm..
Ila: Ennama atchu? Sorry. It was all because of that Satish fellow..
Nila: I feel very bad.. You wanted to see the movie no..

By then they have reached the City center and going inside..

Ila: Appadi ellam illa ma.. Dont worry..Antha padam enakku perusa onnum pidikalai..
Nila: Hmm..
Ila: Eppo enna..
Nila: Illai..Atleast i should have let you see that scene and then come out la..I feel very bad..
Ila: Athukenna ma.. I will see it with my friends tommorowla..

Nila: Appo nalaikku parkara program irukarathu naala thaan you came out immediatelyaa?? (and walks into Landmark in a hurry)

Ila: ????

(He sees the discounted books rack..Right in front of him sees the "Men are from Mars.." book)

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